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Description
A mushroom poner! She sells mushrooms, and sometimes gives them for free if she likes you or if she’s in the right mood. The problem is they’re like Poison Joke, except with completely random effects. Will you grow twice as big? Change genders? Invert your colors? Turn into Twilight Sparkle? Become bio-luminescent? Grow a pair of bat wings? Turn into a monster? Nopony knows! Thankfully no matter what the effects only last 60 minutes, and they have a really nice savory umami flavor :D
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Works for me :D
That has some grimdark lewd implications. I like it.
No matter what the effects can only last 60 minutes. So it could teleport you to the sun and you’d burn alive: after 60 minutes you’d appear, unharmed, exactly where you were standing when you ate it :P
@Wayneponeth
@koschyy
@Wayneponeth
Theoretically anything can happen :P
So that’s like another way for the mushroom pone to reproduce, assimilation. I wouldn’t mind getting that.
@GingerSuperCar
Maybe one of the effects is mashroomization, which either makes your movements awkward or makes you immobile while restoring your health, depending on which game you’re playing.
Honestly I’m more curious if the effects include growing and shrinking. :P
Does one of the effects include becoming Super Mario?
They’d both suffer the same effect, but for only half the time :P
Nopony knows how mushroom ponies reproduce. They just sort of appear XD
Maybe you can make two of her if you cut her in half. More cute mushroom waifus. :3
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I’ve often said that Twilight should have been the captain of the guards, and Shining Armor the friendship-spreading alicorn XD
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your current filter.XD
I don’t know why, but the whole thing reminds me of that thing from way back where someone wrote a bunch of greentexts about where Applejack became the alicorn princess instead of Twilight, and she basically fixed every single one of Equestria’s problems in like an afternoon just by fixing their government and economic policies XD
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You turn into a Mooshroom.
>get turned into something irresistibly attractive to her
>have the wildest hour of your life
Destroying angel
It’s not like I need to remember every line in the show but I feel like I should remember those.
Poor Applejack XD
It’s probably something the owner should look into. Like, parents get angry when toys are a choking hazard; imagine how mad they’d be if their kid was sucked into a comic and killed by a supervillain XD
@Wayneponeth
They actually bring that up in the episode. Spike points out how he didn’t realize the name was literal, and the rest laugh at him for it. As if to imply that sort of thing is common in Equestria XD
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