Because of Goth Izzy here is a little German Black Humor:
A woman asks Fritzchen, “Where is your mother?” Fritzchen answers, “She was run over by a tractor!” Woman: “Poor you and your father?” Fritzchen: “Run over by a tractor!” Woman: “And your brothers and sisters?” Fritzchen: “Run over by a tractor!” Woman: “For God’s sake! You poor child, what do you do all day alone?” Fritzchen: “Driving a tractor!”
Flex Tape can’t fix that
That’s what john deere is known for