Subjects of Equestria! We are pleased to kick off the Nightmare Night Festivities and the 14th anniversary of the return of our beloved Princess Luna! Join us in celebration!
I can’t say for sure, Sheriff. Our only best chance for now is to make sure magic doesn’t get outta hoof, and hope that the hard-working ponies in our town are using it responsibly for the benefit of society.
So far, we haven’t had any complaints––well, aside from the giant void portal opening after everypony lost their marbles…