Mr. Neighsay:[stomps hoof] This is the signal! [stomps hoof] I’m giving you the signal now! Ms. Barb!
 
Barb:[inhales] [coughing] Come on, Barb! Calm yourself! Count to ten. One… two… three… thousand… fourteen thousand… Twenty thousand…! Thirty thousand…!
 
Prince Solaris:What’s wrong?
 
Barb:[inhales] [weak breath] Tell me this isn’t happening…
 
Dusk Shine:Equestria, we have a problem.
 
Barb:[inhales] [coughing]
 
Mr. Neighsay:Ms. Barb! Would you light the torch already?!
 
Barb:I don’t know what it is, but I just don’t have the stuff today! Did you bring a match?
 
Mr. Neighsay:You’re a fire-breathing dragon.
 
Barb:[coughs] [raspy] Then some cough drops, maybe?
 
Mr. Neighsay:[growls]
 
Barb:Nevermind. I’ll keep trying. [exhales]
 
Prince Solaris:Somepony go down and help her!
 
Barb:[clicking] Light! Light! [straining]
 
[flames whooshing]
 
[crowd cheering]
 
Dusk Shine:Phew!
 
Mr. Neighsay:Oh! How did you do that?
 
Barb:I’m… not sure.
 
Mr. Neighsay:Oh, well. Better late than never.

NOPE.avi

Mr. Harshwhinny?

I like it.

Can I make up a name for him? How’s “Mr. Neighsay”?