>Be anon
>Finally get home from a long shift at the shitposting office
>Just want to get home, plop on the couch, and crack open a cold brewski
>Approach apartment door
>Stare at neet butt sticking out of the doggy door
>Continue staring
>Loudly clear throat
“Oh dear, my roommate appears to be stuck in a precarious position”
>startled horsey fidgeting
“Good thing I know the best ways to deal with such a helpless victim in such a defenseless situation”
>excited horsey fidgeting
“Unfortunately, I’m not your step-brother, so I’m not qualified for the main option”
>horsey fidgeting stops
“Guess I’ll have to use plan B”
>The B stands for Brazilian
>Punt Floorb’s plot with the power of a championship-winning fútbol kick
>Neet ass disappears into apartment with a THUMP
>Doggy door is now clear
>Open door
>See Floorb lying upside down against the opposite wall, eyes spiraling like a dazed anime girl
“No need to thank me roomie, I got your back!”
>Start walking towards fridge
>Time for that brewski