Are you going to order today, sir?

I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

I’ll take a coffe with breast milk- I mean fresh milk please.

That requires a high enough level of sapience to be capable of self-awareness and empathy, which is easily determinable to be a rather uncommon thing.

I still don’t get why people would do this, like aren’t you anxious people behind you would stare a hole into your head?

How much for the irritatedly cute pony cashier?

@ThirstyBoi39
Hasbro:

P.onies
O.rder
O.ur
P.atties

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Carrot: (Using the microphone) “Hey, people on line, I’m sorry but we’ll have to wait because THIS pony can’t make up their mind. I cannot do anything against this pony because I am subjected to the company’s rules of politeness, politeness that people on the line doesn’t need but I’m the cashier and not a civilian on line. But I’m sure you are willing to wait on line while this pony makes up his mind to make his order. I would be really sad if a sudden lynch mob comes here, but I would never start a lynch mob because unlike the people on the line I am not allowed by the policy here. Have a nice day my loyal public and I hope you can wait probably more than one hour thanks to this guy.”

@Setsugekka
Manager: “We only allow ONE murder per day, so make it count!”

This is why our company allows one murder per day when dealing with such customers

“Go be stupid somewhere else.”

The heck of it is, the pony knew exactly what they wanted one nanosecond before stepping up to the counter.

@Rare
I understood that reference

“Pssst, hey Carrot. Always remember: P-O-O-P”

I feel this. On a significant level.

“You know what, screw it. I know what I’m about to order so here goes.”

“Anyways that’s what I want.”

@Mr.Myoozik
Well, murder, sure.

But terminating her would mean you’d have to find someone to replace her. And who would do THAT job for more than a single unpremeditated murder of a customer?

Nah. She’s been doing the job long enough to know to hide the bodies well. Employee of the month for sure!

She’s one mental breakdown away from a murder and a termination