@uis
I took a Japanese to English joke and tried to make it Russian for an extra layer of confusion.

@Mr.Myoozik
Trixie-strong

“(I) wanted to be a bird”
Or “would liked” instead of “wanted”

@Mr.Myoozik
just as regular whiskey or gin.
it’s not a distilled drink, though. It’s basically made of pure grain ethanol (like the one used in medicine) mixed with filtered and softened water. If everything is made as intended, vodka is the safest, easiest to drink and most effective way to get drunk.
Due to its being basically tasteless, it can be consumed with any food without spoiling the taste. Or used as base component for flavored tinctures and cocktails.

How strong is that drink?

Ba ba ba bird bird bird
The birds the word