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Aharon L'anglais

I see dead ponies...

That sounds more like the kind of line Twilight would attempt if she wasn’t clearly asexual.

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Gundlach

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~!

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Nightweaver20xx

Evil

I’m sure Rares would be all over you, BP.

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Background Pony #4B6B

I want that horse to make love to me.

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FanOfMostEverything

Planeswalker — FoME

@Background Pony
I suspect that it’s just hard to reconcile “Rarity” and “sleaze” in the same thought, so bad pickup lines actually sound vaguely seductive when coming from her. Just a hypothesis.

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Background Pony #0461

I have no idea why, but these bad pickup lines sound much better coming from a woman– pedophilic undertones notwithstanding.

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