Subjects of Equestria! We are pleased to kick off the Nightmare Night Festivities and the 14th anniversary of the return of our beloved Princess Luna! Join us in celebration!
“Hello. My name is Derpy Hooves. You may call me ‘General,’ ‘Ma’am,’ or ‘That doesn’t bend that way.’ You have been found guilty of conspiracy to commit regicide. You have thirty seconds to explain yourself, beginning now.”