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You know it’s probably gonna happen now, right?
>rape.
I think I’m proud of you.
Scootaloo: Huh?
Pinkie Pie: Maybe later I’ll tell you the story about why Trixie always refers to herself as “Gret and Powerful”. Now that story a real jem.
Sweetie Belle: What? She’s just being Pinkie Pie.
Scootaloo: Uhhh, whatever.
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Then later realize I made a huge mistake in never bothering to teach her about the power and strength in humility.
“Uhh I knew I should have just raised her to be my future bride..”
@Chimaera S12
@Chimaera S12
Hey, don’t drag me into this. Gratuitous violence doesn’t appeal to me as much as it used to.
I much prefer gratuitous psychological abuse.
keep her for 10 years, beat her and show her to twilight
trixie: will you feed-
(beating the filly mare)
(knocking door)
twilight: hello. wait plz
twilight: may i- what’d you do to trixie?
trixie: twi…light…(coughing, other noises)…help…me
hurt…ing…me
twilight: i’m gonna do it to you now. everypony should be fairly respected.
(throws trixie onto ground)
trixie: too…hard…stand…bro…(more cough)…ken…why?
twilight: i’m gonna write to princess celestia about what happened
celestia: going to be there, twilight
twilight: not too much longer, trixie
celestia: twilight!!!
twilight: um, yes, princess
celestia: what happened?
twilight: i found trixie and she was beaten awfully
pony stuff happens
the end
get an hk416 out of the closet, find a rope, tie trixie around a pole and blow her to a cheesy mess with the ar
you do that, and you’ll be dinner,bud.
NO I WILL U.
But I like her snarky, snippy, third-person referring magician attitude… :( It’s what makes Trixie, well… Trixie.
Spend the whole night readying guns and sharping knifes, watch Sin City to get in tune.
Next morning give her a complete breakfast and ask for a name.
Hunt.
I’d do the same, but I would teach her about being humble.
No, an ambulance because I had a heart attack.
I’m sure they’ll sail right up to your doorstep.
What about the Navy?
The army sounds better.
This is an end-of-the-world-holy-shit-we’re-all-gonna-die class weapon.
You mean a vet.