Hey Faggots,  
My name is Spike, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pony pictures. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you even had a hoard? I mean, I guess its fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than stealing wild eggs to test foals with.
 
Dont be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. Im pretty much perfect. I was assistant to the newest princess before she became one, and organized an entire government archive. What do you organize, other than the newest Neighponese mangas? I also have magic fire breath, and have a banging hot marefriend (She just gave me a gem; Shit was SO aged). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.  
Pic Related: Its me and my bitch