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Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Howdy 4 All
BonBon: ThE MaStEr WoUlD NoT ApPrOvE. ThE MaStEr WoUlD NoT ApPrOvE. ThE MaStEr WoUlD NoT ApPrOve. ThE MaStEr WoUld NoT ApPrOve.
 
Applejack: OK.
 
BonBon: ThE MaStEr WoUld NoT ApPrOve. ThE MaStEr WoUld NoT ApPrOve. ThE MaStEr WoUld NoT ApPrOve. ThE MaStEr WoUld NoT ApPrOve.
 
Applejack: We get it, tha ‘master’ would not approve.
 
BonBon: ThE MaStEr WoUld NoT ApPrOve. ThE MaStEr WoUld NoT ApPrOve. ThE MaStEr WoUld NoT ApPrOve. ThE MaStEr WoUld No…
 
Applejack: SHUT UP ALREADY!
 
A second BonBon walks out and pushes a button on the back of the first
 
BonBon: I told you it was malfunctioning. Now I’ve got to get the parts and repair it.
 
Lyra: Awww, but I was about to pray to Manos, the God of Hands and sacrifice a bunch of squirrels to try and get him to grant me hands!
 
Applejack:…
 
Lyra: And if that failed then we were gonna have lots of sex to appease him!
 
BonBon: What if it succeeded.
 
Lyra: We’d have lots of sex in celebration to my getting hands!
 
Applejack: We’ll… we’ll just be going now.
 
Lyra: Bye!