“Can’t say I’ve thought too hard about running away or… or “offing” myself, though. Sorry about that. You may not believe it, but I actually do have plenty of friends who understand me or… or just find ways too look past the darker sides of me. I could never just leave them behind, and my life is way too fun for me to want to die. Either way - and I know it’s bad to put it like this, but - killing really isn’t as prominent to my life as ponies seem to think it is. I guess just… just ever doing it, regardless, is enough to put a pretty dark shade over my image, and I’ve learned to respect that. I won’t ask you to forgive me for anything I’ve done.”

“All that said, however, do you think we could maybe get back to some of the more fun questions, now?”