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Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
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Background Pony #B8DB
Run after him, after shouting out, “The fuck!? I don’t even HAVE a green card!”
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iIsMe95

I have no green card, so that’s not a problem. I would go to the kitchen, grab a bag of sugar and say, “HEY! I got sugar crystals for ya!” Then throw the bag into traffic and wait.
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Palinor

“Sire! You must realize that I have no crystals here because they are on the transport to your great empire. Please return my card and I shall show you the details of it.”
 
I then direct him to Detroit.
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Background Pony #DB4E
Beat hime over the head with a hockey stick, take back my green card and the drink some maple syrup.
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Background Pony #58A6
Calling the army and tell them that an evil-looking poney with a horn threatened me and stole my card.  
Then waiting for the ambulance and kind medics.
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TheJokerBrony

I’d distract him with a taco and a map that led to the nearest Home Depot.
 
Then I’d call him a bunghole and ship him back to lake Titicaca while he screamed “I AM CORNHOLIO!” out the window of the bus.
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