The more I write Rainbow in this story, the more I’m convinced that she’s essentially a crop-duster pilot in some small town in like, Ohio. But she’s also getting her 30 year old, prop-driven crop duster bi-plane to do literally impossible things. Like, you’ll see this ancient hunk of junk hovering perfectly vertical over some guys cornfield in all defiance of physics. And in the cockpit, almost dozing off, is local hotshot and 27 year old delinquent, Rainbow Dash.
All I’m saying is Equestria Rocks is missing out.