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Crowley
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Can't we all get along?
@Rpground  
Season 2 episode 1, she’s tending to her cornfields at the beginning when Discord’s Chocolate Milk Rain attacks. In Sisterhooves Social, AJ and Apple Bloom are squashing grapes for their grapefruit harvet. Heck, they even have a smaller barn for harvesting carrots on their property (arguably run by Carrot Top, but still).
Rpground
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Chaotic Neutral
@Crowley  
Ok,it’s really a love/hate relationship. Though grapes and corn…I’ve never seen any of these on her farm…It’s pretty much exclusive to apples…and hay…come to think of it do they eat ANYTHING else on that damned farm? I know it would piss me off if I had to eat like that for even a week…
Crowley
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Can't we all get along?
@Rpground  
If the Orange is the arch-nemisis, why does she have a successful branch of her family (Aunt and Uncle) who are dedicated to oranges?
 
Also, AJ also farms grapes and corn, I’m sure she wouldn’t mind pears.
Rpground
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Chaotic Neutral
@Crowley  
Well the Pear is the natural enemy of the Apple along with its arch-nemesis the Orange. I’d be mad to if my sister came home one day with a tattoo depicting her destiny in the shape of an elf,hate those pansy tree-hugging bastard,or enchanted slings…sworn enemies of mine they are…anyway,I’d be very well naturally upset. Or at the very least miffed off. We all have our irrational hatreds…even if they are ridiculous. P:
Background Pony #9EBD
@Crowley  
>jest  
Flattering yourself there. It might have worked as anti-humor (hey, like the actual chicken joke. Good effort!) if I had bothered to read all of it. But why would I?
 
The chicken joke springs anti-humor on the audience as a surprise; that post wanted me to slog through a swamp to get there. Of course it didn’t work.
Crowley
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Can't we all get along?
Make a long-rambled jest about about chickens and society in response to a snarky comment.  
BP thinks it’s real, then criticises you for not understanding a joke.
 
See? THAT’S funny.
Background Pony #9EBD
@Crowley  
Look, if you want to criticize the joke, like saying its overused (it certainly is by now), just say so rather than denying the whole premise of humor.
Crowley
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Can't we all get along?
@Background Pony  
Oh, I get that it’s a joke.
 
It’s just so bad it shouldn’t be. Like a chicken crossing the road to get to the other side, even though it never really wanted to cross in the first place. Mostly due to the shady-looking sorts creeping up from up the pavement, and it doesn’t want anything to do with it. I mean, heck, why turn the road just to avoid some guys who look like they’re about to mug you when you could’ve just gone forward anyway? That chicken didn’t want to cross the road. It just felt like it had to. That’s society for you, always judging things for what they look like. Maybe those shady types were charity-working philanthopists in their spare time, who look after homeless puppies and feed the local orphans? The chicken didn’t know that. The chicken shouldn’t have judged the book by its cover, and yet, that how society has us do just that. Poor chicken. Poor philanthopists.
 
What were we talking about again?
Crowley
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Can't we all get along?
Guys, c’mon. Cutie Pox episode. A-Bloom gets one in friggin’ hula hooping. AJ still pleased and happy for lil sister. Fo’ serious.
Background Pony #8697
why does this always have to be a frickin’ joke that she’s kicked out by just acheiving her goal in life?