@Background Pony  
Huh, got that all from a kids show. Interesting…

Yes. Because there’s no best tool than an underage admirer that takes a bullet for you and doesn’t even remember your name at the end. Sheeeesh! Its like every girl I know. Even the close ones. Manipulative bitches. I dont pick friends I make them, but they rapidly turn into bitches and empties your pockets.
 
No, they said. Its fine, they said. Them gets all grumpy and whiny at the end cuz they said they didn’t want to but deep inside they’ll die too! They’re soo fast at dropping guys like summer pancakes and sundae banana slips.
 
I’m done with women and If I ever find any bitch who calls my IRL name and asks me a favor I’d be ignoring them and rant in the air about all her request like a fucking jerk until someone wants to defend her and shouts “BEWARE OF THE WEARY WITCH OF BITCH LANE!”
 
FUCK YOU RARITY! FUCK YOU! YOU TOO SPIKE, for being such a low life tool.

So, basically Spike is her best friend?

Sometimes I wonder why the fandom hasn’t taken the concept of “Marshmallow Heaven/Hell” and applied it to Rarity more often, who’s at this point The marshmallow pony

(cops are knocking the door) :P

The size of her boobs!  
Spike get away before (he’s sucked in)  
….dang

Spike’s enjoying that boob hug. X3