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Pony Driland fic!

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Inspired by a moment of maliciousness.  
I’m aware of the numerous ‘its’ and ‘it’s’ errors.

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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
wait, no one ever solved this?
 
take both of them home, wait for one to get drained, kill the other. possible outcomes:
 
  1. you have to kill 1 pinchy, which is sad but necessary.  
  2. they were wrong about the life draining, nopony dies.  
  3. they were lying about the life draining, kill them all, both pinchies live.  
  4. they were lying about pinchy being duplicated. kill them all, pinchy lives.  
  5. they keep pinchy imprisoned just to fuck with you. kill them all, rescue her, repeat these instructions.
     
    it’s win/win!
     
    be sure you kill the actual package senders though, who may not necessarily be affiliated with the canterlot university of gifted unicorns.
Deserter
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

This cykas my blyats
Dude, it’s a freaking tumblr, if you take into consideration the lenght of an usual message, that thing is huge.
Velcro
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Seriously? That’s a wall for you? In that case I’d hate to see you read a newspaper - or anything bigger than a text message.