HEY hey hey hey… I went to the moon once well not actually WENT to the moon it was more like I was sent there I was having problems with a sister fight and as punishment for being bad I was sent there as punishment.
Yes sent to the moon for a thousand years A THOUSAND YEARS!! Have you ever been to the moon? Well I have was there for a thousand years and its lonely up there make sure you take someone you like otherwise ponies say you could go insane from the isolation on the moon.
I was on the moon once for a thousand years it was very bright there I should have brought sunglasses and someone to talk to ponies say that I’m weird for talking about the moon all the time.
Have you been to the moon? It’s lonely there…

It took Luna several months and lots of horse tranquilizers to finally calm down and stop talking about the moon….