@PonyPon  
Same way they deal with most things.

@Scrounge  
Well, there was a troll like that, but he was a mutant, and you know how trolls deal with them.

@PonyPon  
PSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
 
…Yeah, but that’s less like pegasus wings and more like the wing spell Twilight used on Rarity. It’s not a special thing you have to be born with.

@Scrounge  
That, my friend, is a simple fix. Here’s one.  

@Background Pony #259A  
That, plus nothing on the hemospectrum gets wings like pegasi.

Might be, but then again might not.
 
Hemospectrum translates poorly to ponies, since the ones with magic powers are upper-class nobles and the ones who are STRONG and nearly indestructible are typically farmers.

@FanOfMostEverything  
IM: Fondly regard vegetation.

Applejack would definitely be a lowblood. She’s way too cool not to be.

This right here, is the good stuff

Oh wow actually high-quality trollifications of a pony, neat!

Your name is JACKIE APPELL. Your interests, hobbies, duties, and turn-ons are POMELUMPS and the CULTIVATION THEREOF. Some trolls find you OBSESSIVE or even ONE-DIMENSIONAL. Given that the feistier cultivars of pomelumps have to be PHYSICALLY SUBDUED before harvesting, you think it makes you a prime candidate for Her Imperial Condescension’s WRESTLEGIONS.
 
Your trolltag is idunnsMalice and you tend tA speAk with somethin of A twAng.
 
You really don’t have time for plastic hoofbeast-engendered existential crises right now, but somehow, you’re managing to fit one into your busy schedule.
 
What will you do?

@ClownDicks  
Better idea:
 
You cannot be the other monosexual because she is FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OUT over how much this TINY PLASTIC HOOFBEAST resembles her.

 
You are now the other monosexual. You are FREAKING OUT over how much this TINY PLASTIC HOOFBEAST resembles you.

@FanOfMostEverything  
Me too.

Ooh, I hope the artist does one of these for each of the Mane Six.

BK: Somethin’ ’bout this here plAstic hoofbeAst seem mighty fAmiliar…