Catbird 3’s COLOSSAL SQUISH PROGRAM - 12

A quick announcement from Rupert: 🚩🚩🚩
Well… expanding on my last update, I hate to be a “Debbie Downer”, but… while I am grateful for this generosity keeping the Drive alive, this feels a bit… bittersweet. I’ll explain more in a future update.

Milestone #11 Tallies:
GOLD - 5055 lbs.
WHITE - 3180 lbs.
BLUE - 1350 lbs.

COMBINED - 9585 lbs.

Friendship Notes: WOWZERS!! I don’t know how the supporters of Gilda’s team all over Equestria did it, but it looks like this brown blob before us has this thing locked down for her eventual victory, and we still have a few Milestones to go, if possible. Sadly, the same can’t be said for Teams White and Blue, especially Team blue…. Unless something happens, they’re “technically” out of the competition. And what’s that? Where’s Spike and Rainbow? Oh, don’t worry about them. For now. Now… to focus on concentrating my magic on my body…!

Rupert here: I guess it’s KIND OF safe to declare that… we are only a few usd dollars away from throwing Ms. Glimmer’s BIG FAT PINK UNICORN BUTT up in the mix! HOWEVER… why stop there…? Hmmmmmmm…?

3 TEAMS at play: GOLD(Gilda) - WHITE(Gabby) - BLUE(Gallus)
Donate to my Ko-Fi here: https://ko-fi.com/chubbyfawks
OR, to my PayPal(dot)me here: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RupertBlueFox

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1 LIKE = 5lbs+
1 RT/Repost = 10lbs+
$3 = 15lbs+
$15 = 100lbs+

NEW RULES:
2nd Place Team = bloat 30 lbs for every $3 , 100 lbs for every $12
3rd Place Team = bloat 45 lbs for every $3 , 100 lbs for every $9
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(be sure to include the team name that you want BLORP’d as you donate or like)

BONUS STRUCTURE:
$1000usd collective = Starlight Glimmer joins the party. - {{ WE ARE SO CLOSE! COME ON!! }}
$2000usd collective = Twilight Sparkle joins the party.