Fans: “Why did they make Spike a dog? Spike is Twilight’s FRIEND!”
Hasbro: “Friend? Ohohoho…silly fanbase, it seems you misunderstood their relationship. Spike’s never been Twilight’s friend, he’s Twilight’s pet. Yes, because we at Hasbro fully support the ownership of one sapient, sentinent being by another sapient, sentinent being. Now, if only we could find a simply, easy-to-remember word for such relationship…
Yeah, because EqG’s Spike is cleaerly a pet…
Hasbro: “Friend? Ohohoho…silly fanbase, it seems you misunderstood their relationship. Spike’s never been Twilight’s friend, he’s Twilight’s pet. Yes, because we at Hasbro fully support the ownership of one sapient, sentinent being by another sapient, sentinent being. Now, if only we could find a simply, easy-to-remember word for such relationship…
At the very least he can still talk so at least there’s that. I’d be fucking pissed if he couldn’t talk.
Alrighty then.
Yep
Debatable.
It’s never not gonna be a bad idea, so presumably he will.
Are you just gonna keep complaining about that?
Janitor: Who’s in here?
Twilight: Fuck!
How degrading….
Twilight: Yes?
Spike: Book-bed was a terrible, terrible idea.
Twilight: I know it was, Spike. (gentle chuckle) I know it was.
I wonder where she gets her lunch money.
That’s kinda depressing.