@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
Wow, I just found out your name was a tag and I just love how people call you crazy. They likely just flat out say that without thinking. I think about the possibility of her being real, I know there is proof that Rarity is with you. These people don’t believe you because they don’t think about the possibility that she is real.
 
Because I did reasearch on the Multiverse Theroy I certainly believe Rarity is happily with you. To everyone who says she isn’t real, please think about the possibility instead of immediatly making conclusions.

He have his own imaginary friend (or schizophrenia) in his own little world. Now I cant be even mad at ORF, so I will leave it like this.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
“Perhaps she is your waifu, but the mare is my actual fiance.” Dat headcanon.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan
 
@Background Pony  
Good lord you two, please. This is quite the ridiculous feud between two gentlemen, or ladies (which I very much so doubt), over a simple yet adorable cartoon pony.  
The irrational debate has got to stop. o_o

@Background Pony  
Well if you want to call it stalking then Rarity is the guilty one, as she followed me across the astral plane to Earth, spies on me in my house, and even follows me to work or when I go out in town. If anything I could be the one pressing charges, but I don’t mind and in fact welcome her creepiness, especially when she manages to sneak into bed next to me at night.
 
If you want to insist that she’s your wife though it’d be pointless for me to continue arguing, and as one who believes in the multiverse I am well aware that there are other Raritys out there, as well as numerous Rarity tulpas. All Raritys are equally legitimate yet separate entities, and nobody can touch my fiance.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
Please, take your pills and everything’s gonna be alright. And again stop stalking my wife.

@Background Pony  
I say you are the one who is delusional because she is right here next to me, wearing the same ring I gave her on our engagement night. For all intents and purposes she is my wife; all that is needed is few words from a minister and a document.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
lol, word waifu was spread by Azumanga Daioh, and it was term used to refer actual wife. So yea, u just lost The Game.  
And your delusions r creepy. Stop stalking my wife.

@Background Pony  
The word used was “waifu”, which implies merely a crush/fixation on a fictional character whereas my use of fiance is a genuine admission that I consider her completely real, have proposed, and intend to marry her in a bona fide ceremony officiated by an ordained minister (yes, I have found somebody who will do us that honor in the States); we even plan on having children of our own, though we’ve yet to figure out it’ll actually work out. At the moment though, neither of us is ready for actual marriage but I assure you it will happen, next year is likely.
 
So yeeeah, I’m pretty sure my devotion is a higher tier than yours.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
You know that wife is higher tier then fiance, right?  
Now u can go home.

@Minus  
The disclaimer defused the tension, so I took no offense. As OP said it’s satire, which is something I certainly appreciate. Besides, I’d never treat her that way, though she does enjoy it when I nibble her ears and pull her tail. :3
 
 
@Background Pony  
Perhaps she is your waifu, but the mare is my actual fiance.

well, he may be fan, but she is still my waifu

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
It’s great you’re being such a good sport about this. However, we all like you because you’re insane, and I think some of us are a little dissapointed you are not reacting like an insane person would right now. So could you get back into character and start freaking out please? I mean, it is your entire internet reputation you would be tarnashing for us, so that’s pretty selfish of me to ask…

@Jin15  
@Chrysalislover
 
It’s ok friends, I actually find this to be rather flattering in it’s own twisted way. Just a joke, and for the record it did bring a smile to my face.
 
Also I didn’t even know I was a tag - so fun, you’ve made my day BP!

Come on people, he’s not a bad guy :(
 
He really does love Rarity, and if she was real and with him (as he sees it), would never do anything to hurt her.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan
 
Whoever made this obviously doesn’t know you at all or they’d know that you’re in no way into BDSM and would never want to cause Rarity pain.

Wait wut, how did I miss this??!

@TheAbridgenator  
What a beautiful DUWANG!

I’m with BP, watching Obsessed Rarity fan is gonna be fun as HELL. XD

@DudeManGuy  
YOU ARE SO EASY GOING! D:
 
True story, I once saw this manga scan that had a guy screaming for his friends, and, no joke, the dude yelled “MINA!” instead of “EVERYONE!” or “GUYS!”
 
This, incidentally, is why Genji Days of the Blade has the worst dub ever.

@zykfryt_uchiha  
All according to keikaku.
 
(Translator’s note: “Keikaku” means “Plan.”)

@Background Pony  

@Tim Timsen  
Dude, I couldn’t die even if you killed me. :)

@zykfryt_uchiha  
Hey, the sinners have much more fun.
 
And only the good die young. :3