IIt’s me but my numbers changed.  
I live happily ever after in the story.

@Background Pony #509B  
It’s me.Forget the story!

Me:Were am I?Am I dreaming?  
Twilight Sparkle:Well..n-no.  
Me:(gasp)AAAH!!G-GET AWAY FROM ME!!W-WERE AM I!?!?  
Twilight Sparkle:Calm down!calm down.Your safe here.  
Me:BUT WERE AM I AND WHO ARE YOU?!?!  
Twilight Sparkle:My name is Twilight Sparkle.  
Me:And what about them??????  
Twilight Sparkle:Her name is spitfire.she’s the one who saved your life.  
Me:She…saved me…?Were was I at???  
Twilight Sparkle:She saved you up in the sky.Were you living there??  
Me:N-No.I don’t live in the sky.I live on earth.  
Twilight Sparkle:So you live in Equestria?  
Me:No and what’s Equestria?  
Twilight Sparkle:I’ll explan to you.  
To be continued…

@Background Pony #509B  
Continue the story tomorrow…

I fell into a portal that took me to Equestria and I was falling from the sky(skyfall)and all of a sudden spitfire saved and I am here in a hospital.  
Nurse Redheart:Oh my.Princess do know what this thing is?  
Twilight Sparkle:I-I..never seen anything like this thing.  
Spitfire:Well what ever this is…It’s definitely not a pony.  
Doctor Stable:I think it’s waking up.  
Me:(waking up and sees this)  
To be continued…

Huh?…Wh-what happened?  
(I suddenly realize i’m in Equestria.)

@Alalic  
You’re just jealous that it wasn’t you going to Equestria like the dude in the image

I wonder what the Background Pony said.

Makes me think of this, for some reason:  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=notKtAgfwDA

This… is… not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible. What’s going on? How did I get here? Did I take the wrong pills by mistake? Did someone slip something in my drink? Did I accidentally eat one of those Guatemalan insanity peppers?

@Background Pony  
Real bronies reject people like you

This reminds me of that fimfic Shattered Prism by Kaidan.

Upon waking up (and this is a character who comes from a world where MLP:FIM doesn’t exist)
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGGHHHH!

“I am… I AM A PONY?!”

Man they look so bored.

@Background Pony  

Am… I,… Am I really in Equestria? Can we have hugs? Or a party? Or can we have fun?

Because nurse redheart is the only nurse pony there is, obviously

Literally every shitty HiE fic has this same exact moment. Well, with different characters.

Did she died?