@Ponyfodder  
OF course. As a representative I am privileged to submit diplomatic offers. Just think about possibilities of their cooperation.
 
 
 
 
RED WUNZ GO FASTA

@Ponyfodder  
and a quick ooc- you all actually play the armies that you have been talkin for? Cause I do play orks!

Oi kant beleev me ears! You would work wit’ da blue gitz and the pointy panzees? Wat kinda ork is ya?! Unless…
 
Is you gonna krump em good after dey fink you’s workin for em? Cause dat’s zoggin brilla… brillilli-… uhhhh… smart! Just day way Gork, or maybe Mork would do it!

@arro666  
“The Eldar would like it to be known that we approve of this.”
 
“Oi, how did youz gits get ‘ere?”
 
“We’ve been here the whole time. We were a bit tired and the Tau offered us a rest stop. It would’ve been impolite to say no.”

@Grisznak  
Dat would be a no on the license thingy, comparitated to my fellow Warbosses, I am conzidered a little unorkish in talkin bout fightin to fight, but mah boyz ain’t so understandin and may fink me a weak boss if wez entah an license agreement with blueis…
 
Doh if youz got dem coordinatez that I can plug into me Git-findah, den me an da boyz would appreciate it en da futcha, in fact (Punches out teeth of nearest low-ranking ork) here ya go bluie, teef for ya trubles!
 
Howevah if any of dem tyranid things start popping up everywhere, you’re welcome to fight em with us. I’ll smack some heads togetha and make sure my boyz don’t crump your boyz before or during the fightin… Aftah though Ill give you boyz the benafits of a head start.

(Mumbling to himself)It will be harder than I thought. Trying to convince Them will take some kind of diplomatic genius.(Clears throat)
 
There is no need to throw threats Friends. If We were to fight against each other, let Me assure You, that “dakka” We have is capable of hitting in the head Those little green orks from such a range were shooter would be a little speck on a horizon. Other than that if You do not wish for alliance, Our side can still provide you with coordinates of conflicts big enough, that they would be perfect for expanding Your “waaaghhh”.

@Ponyfodder
 
Datz a good pointy der ponyfodder, but den if we killz off da blueiz den dey won’t be able to get moar of der boyz to a propah fight in da future.
 
We’ze gotz to be Orkinomical, so if dey wantz to they can send in a couple of der boyz and we send them a couple of ours as a trade.
 
Dey get a fight, we get a fight, dey get our choppa, we get our dakka.
 
Den everyone can get bettah so thatz we can have us a real propah galaxy spanning WAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!

@Grisznak
 
But What if’s we krumps ya, den loot yer dakka? Den dat meens we get’s ta foight ya little blue panzies, den we get to foight da ’umies even harda!

@Evowizard25
 
@arro666
 
Fellows, Greater Good would be most pleased forming alliance simply because, Our army is “shooty”, or if you prefer its very “dakka”. Thats why we need best of the best at making things “choppy”. Everybody know the “choppier” things are the better they are. All We want in return is Non-aggression pact and military help. Tau Empire will provide periodically supplies and will give information about upcoming battles with “humies”, Eldars and other.

@Grisznak  
Da boyz would nevah want to join anything otha than a propah fight, oar propah lootin!
 
Speakin of which ya better put moar dakka on your mekz de next time I send a WAAAGHHH!!! in your direction.
 
Bought me a zoggin gargant with me two front teef and punchin dem out of half-my boyz who complained to me about toof-aches…
 
( this is so weird having a Warhammer 40k discussion on of all things a pony image board, it’s almost touc- HERESY!!!! BLAM!!!)

@Grisznak  
HAHAHA! Data gud ‘un. Youz blue’ez ’r alwayz gud fer a laugh.

@arro666  
Dear Orkish friend, why don’t You join The Greater Good? We have railnguns and some Gue’vesa You can play with. Also, Riptide.

@Grisznak
 
None of me boyz evah do it from behind, or I crump em later aftah I find out. Itz moar fun when youz do it from da frunt, lotz moar explody things…
 
Anyway, Uze betta not be implyin Gork ez da one dat hit ya when ya lookz at em, cause Itz mork dat does dat, and gork crumps ya from in front aftah mork haz hit ya, or wait da minute… Ez it da ovah way round?

@arro666  
Orks do it from behind too. You have Gork and Mork. First one hit You when You look at Him, second hit You when You dont look at Him.

@Ponyfodder  
“Which ez why ORKZ ES DA BEST YA GIT!”
 
“We don’t go mukkin about crumpin ya frum behind as itz moar fun to crump ya from the front to get good fightin”
 
Settin meh git-finder to panze so that’s we can crump dem fancy eldars

@Ponyfodder  
I did say it makes sense ‘in-universe’.

@Ponyfodder  
Not to mention different kind of backstabbing from Dark Eldar.  
Tau, on different approach will sterilize you at best.

@Evowizard25  
Yeah, but have you seen what happens to humans when they stop being racist? Those mutants, heretics, or witches typically open the front door for chaos. In the case of xenos, almost every one of them is trying to stab you (yes, you!) in the back. A couple of them are just more up-front about it.

@Princess♠Molestia  
Warhammer 40k is itself pretty much everything blown out of proportion. (The armor looks like someone trying to mimic medieval style.)
 
But that’s alright. The only thing that gets me is all the racism and such. (In universe it makes sense and they are pretty cool (Commissar Cain is a favorite of mine), but take the Imperials out of their home universe and into another, they are racist assholes who slaughter anything not human.)

@Princess♠Molestia  
You joking? It looks ridiculous worn by nothing but air.

You know. When it’s put on a pony. You realize just how silly that armor in W40K is.