Sup ponies, bronies and whatever! I’m Pinkie Pool. The Mare with a Mouth! Also known as the ‘The Pie who just wont die’ (Though I prefer The first one, sounds much classier!)
 
I’m Equestria’s best mercenary with a taste for Mexicolt food and danger. With an extra side of partying hold the mayo.
 
No seriously, hold the mayo. I hate mayo.
 
So what are you waiting for? I ain’t blabbing away for nothing. Ask me stuff! It’d be nice to talk to something that isn’t just a floating yellow box.