Cadance: Only 3? This not even a challenge! this is the training level were i be only 10 years old! i can fight 10000 all by my self, but nooo evil think one or 3 is large off!  
Luna: I know what you feel, I can Fight 15000 of them by my self but Nooo, the evil thing 6 is large off!  
Celestia: And me I fight 20000 of them but NOooo, evil set me only 12 of them!  
Cadance: what abort Twiligt? she can fight 5000 by her self, are many the evil set her?  
Celestia: Only one!  
Luna: This is every insulthing! Why evil dont take us serieusly? is be like this for 1500 years and none of them a take all of us serieusly Why?  
Gurad: Maybe, no many a the courage to fight you?  
Celestia,Luna and Cadance: ……….Serieusly?!

Ninja can’t catch you if you’re an Alicorn who knows karate.

An Alicorne fighting ninjas. Your argument is fucking invalid.

Changelings are kinda like ninjas, right?