Anyone who says this, will be missing the modern world VERY soon. Seriously, most of you people can’t go 30 minutes without wifi, and im like that too, its just so convenient. If a portal where to open, i want it to be a first contact with the whole species and not just one individual. Besides, i may like ponies, but i’m loyal to humanity.

Fuck this earth, I’m going to Equestria.

>Implying you’d ever get to be with Twilight, especially now that she’s an alicorn.

I imagine that equestria while not a utopia is better than here. I also wouldn’t expect the ponies to just accept me. I’d go to Celestia ask for citizenship and live a life. Meet ponies, travel when I can, if I meet ponies from the show cool if not oh well.

People don’t seem to understand that the world of Equestria would be a REAL world. It wouldn’t be the utopia we imagine it to be. They only think that everything would be great.
 
And, of course, this poster is assuming that Twilight would even let him stay in her library. I mean, come on. Seriously?
 
Point is that your fantasies, well… they’re fine and dandy, just don’t be too disappointed that that portal won’t appear because “when the gods seek to punish us, they answer our prayers.”

I wouldn’t.
 
I’d try to figure out how to leave Equestria first.
 
You know, in case my plan to take over fails.

From their point of view, us humans would look hideous, slimy aliens with strange appendages. They’d never let us hug them. They’d attack us, because we would look dangerous.
 
But we can always dream.

i’d like to go, but I care about my family.

ah,  
a common feel around here,  
i would give everything, twice, just to be with them for an hour.