[Shocked after seeing the golden calf]  
That you pay your Goddess for  
Celestiaelites:[shocked looking back to derpy holding the ten commandments except for cadence(from tribe of dan)]  
She brought you free from slavery but why did you do this  
Cadence:Rocks is just rocks , rocks is everywhere  
O Cadence from tribe of dan to show you Goddess to see what have you done[throws ten commandments tablet into the ground make a crack on the ground devouring Cadence from tribe of dan and half Celestiaelites devouring them to the deep earth kill them instantly]

@Background Pony  
#5 The Tomato is not a fruit, nor is it a vegetable!  
#6 The entire existence of the universe is actually my sims game!  
#7 Never push the snooze button more than twice!  
#8 Again shut the hell up!  
#9 Sometimes it’s better to look and not touch!  
#10 Quit complaining about everything!

@Zaedrin  
You’re not alone here.

Derpy:alright then before we move on let’s us place some down rules commandment#1 shut the hell up commandment#2 there is nothing I can do about the sun commandment#3 their are no more of the muffins because I ate all of them commandment#4 when we pass a billboard please don’t shout out it loud,alright then lets get going.

THIS:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TAtRCJIqnk

@sirvancelot
 
GODS DAMN YOU, YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!

Well, she’s no Charleton Heston.

 
"...has given us these fifteen.... oy... these ten! Ten Commandments!"  
I really wish they had made part 2.

And then God goes “lolz I was just messin with ya, you thought I was srs with the commandment stuff?”, does a complete 180, and tells Derpy to go fuck off. And that is why Derpy Hooves isn’t in the show anymore. :D

The 10 commandments are a bunch of smiley faces. Of course it makes sense.