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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

“So then my colon is lying right on my chest. I wake up in the middle of the surgery; I accidentally swallow half of it! ‘How did that happen?’ I’m wondering. Well then all of a sudden, that’s when the laxative hits! So I’m LYING there, wondering ‘how the heck am I gonna get out of this’…?”
Background Pony #8540
OK, so we’re screaming down the runway, and then the pilot pulls up on his controls and we rocket straight up into the sky. As this happens, I’m sitting there going, “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” He then flips the plane upside-down–we’re flying upside-down!!!. And here I am, a 49-year-old man, and I’m screaming, “MAMA!!!!!! MAMAAAAA!!!!!!!!” He flips the plane back over, looks back at me and says, “You alright back there?” and I answer, “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!?!?!?!?
Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Lingering Wyvern
Okay, so at that point I’m pretty sure I’m set to become a viscous, meaty pudding. But all of a sudden, I hear this sizzling sound, and a little mutant burst out if the big guy’s head! Distracted him long enough to get myself out of there.
 
And that’s the story of how I survived my friend’s bachelor party.
Applejack
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Alrighty…well, my gynecologist says it’s somethin’ I shouldn’t worry too much about and I should be fine in a week or two.