@Yorec  
Doesn’t matter, still math. Consider his age.

@Twifan  
Taking into account 40% of my group is female and plays as barbarian and fighter/rogue there is high chance of this happening regardless of the magic gender bending trap. But I also remembered that this trap takes off all of equipment including clothes.  
@platypusmac  
No you are creative player. This can also be destructive if you creativity does not mix well with other players and GM vision of story and gameplay, but is still not weird. The weird one is for example guy who at age 22 has bitten off page from Monster Manual (we don’t play with him anymore).

@Twifan  
I used to have an ogre magus as a character… got him all the Martial Arts from “Combat and Tactics” (the other half of “Skills and powers”). Then I made him a pacifist. It was really fun: a powerhouse able to go face to face with a troll, and with a nine feet long katana (that was never drawn: pacifist, remember?), and that uses violence only as a last resort. My DM was really confused. He thought it was the weirdest thing I ever did… until the Dragonlance campaign.  
In THAT campaign, my character was an Ogre (fifteen feet of muscle and stupidity) raised by kenders… he had never seen another ogre his whole life, so he believed himself to be a kender. A very, very tall kender.  
I’m a weird player.

@Pathfinder  
And Risk having a Female Ogre Magus in the party/world? ARE YOU NUTS?!

@platypusmac  
Thanks. I will look into it.  
@Twifan  
Time to dig up Tomb of Horrors.

There ain’t that much math in DnD or Pathfinder really. Just really basic math.

@platypusmac  
𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖗 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖑 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖎 𝕷𝖎𝖈𝖍.

@Pathfinder  
Just a suggestion: if you want to sweeten the deal, download the “skills and powers” and “ complete humanoid” sourcebooks, or at least the “complete fighter” one.  
Martial arts rules and the chance to play an ogre magus (icebreath, invisibility, shapeshifting) or wemic or other cool races do wonders for a group’s morale.

@platypusmac  
Sadomasochist - I’m DM after all. Wait for the time when my Pathfinder group will be magically transported back in time, when reality worked differently and the no-save, auto-kill effects were plenty.

@Pathfinder  
Masochist.

@Twifan  
Congratulations. Your comment made me laugh and cry at the same time. I only managed to play 4-5 sessions before 3rd edition came but I remember it well. Those are both magical and horrible memories. And now I’m downloading AD&D handbooks.

i now like button’s mom even more.

@Kamazeustra  
Heck, one player AD&D was a thing.
 
 
@Star Cavalcade  

I always had this idea where Button Mash plays a tabletop game, but with 3 other fillies/colts (including Sweetie Belle) and use it to make decisions to benefit others rather than for himself.

Give her the D20.

Teaching math through games. That’s very parental.

@Background Pony  
of course they take their trust to let another handle their chars rather serious

@Kamazeustra  
some Players take over for each other in case one has to leave early, and other times one extra creative Player can easily manage a 4 hero Team.

Is two player d&d even a thing people do?

@Twifan  
You mean that they’re playing AD&D?  
Da-yum, I can understand Button’s distress…

I’m curious to see what Button’s brother and dad are going to be like…

Calculate that THACO. CALCULATE IT!

NO YOU SUCK YOU LITTLE PUNK

Button’s mom is probably a very brutal gamemaster.