I like that game.  
Also, one of the few NES games to feature blood, and not be censored for it.

I’ll take five at one time, knock you down in a row.  
Dodgin’ knives with the quickness and a kick to your scro’.  
I got that kung fu kill you without thinkin’ attitude.  
I’ll straight up fuckin’ Bruce Lee ya kick your ass to the moon.  
“So door igamo set say llamo Tamagotchi Ali”!  
I dunno what exactly that means, I don’t speak no Chinese.  
One with my foot; (kick sound) one with my fist. (punch sound)  
One not breathin’ no more, now hear this!  
I got that fuckin’ Chuck Norris Texas Ranger attitude.  
Straight up smack you like a bitch and then be laughin’ at you.  
You see this dojo ain’t big enough for the both of us, G.  
I gotta kung fu you before you fu me!