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Subjects of Equestria! We are pleased to kick off the Nightmare Night Festivities and the 14th anniversary of the return of our beloved Princess Luna! Join us in celebration!
Zeus strikes you with lightning for that one. Zeus is not Jesus-level.
That was Athena, not Apollo or Artemis.
So Celestia was born by forcing her way out of his skull using her horn?
Yeah, but I don’t think he’s into vore. That’s more Dionysus’ thing.
In really roundabout ways, sometimes
Nah, that’s not Zeus’ style. He kinda just does everything that stops moving for long enough.
No, he’d turn into the cocaine and get snorted by the whores, thereby impregnating them.
He’d impregnate the cocaine and snort the whores.
The Artist’s headcanon is that Zeus is Celestia and Luna’s daddy and that they replace Apollo and Artemis in the family tree.
BioShock Infinite?
I know, right. I remember the time I got stuck in the universe where everyone was a mathematical equation. I think I ended up having sex with one. Somehow. I’m not sure.
@Breakdown
My original Headcanon is that EG’s Sombra is the dictator of a South American country who keeps his regime funded through the international sale of Crystal Meth, but since everyone in Equestria seemingly has a counterpart in this one school, Sombra’s probably either a pedophile or a drug dealer. I’m hoping for drug dealer, because of the whole Crystal Meth thing.
Yeah. Don’t forget about Equestrio and the Mane 63 (rule 63 Equestria and Mane 6). Does that sound right?
Equestria has a lot of races and creatures based on classical mythology. It makes sense for EqG-land to have people based on classical mythology.
Zeus. The God which created the problems of most of ancient Greece because he couldn’t keep his dick in his pants is the superintendent of an entire school district.
WELL FUCK THIS MAKES SENSE.
Whoops, my mistake.
Sometimes it’s a giant cephalopod. Sometimes there’s no physical form at all, just a consciousness.
Because he could.
I’ve been to other dimensions, ya it can be weird but some have stuff others don’t, some have a person that is not in some others, some have species that other ones could never dream of, it’s just how it works.
So like I said, what’s it matter if Zeus wasn’t a pony in a dimension where it’s humans and not ponies that run thing?
Well, it’s not always a mare.
Really, I don’t expect the EqG world to make as much sense as Equestria.
I already know that in every dimension there’s a mirror, a mare, and a crown. Beyond that I think the dimensions get weird. She’s just lucky she didn’t end up in the dimension where her and all of her friends are giant squids.