Rainbow Dash, local weather pony and former Wonderbolt, was arrested for FUI yesterday.  
Authorities say that at 3:47 PM, an inebriated Dash crashed through the roof of the town hall building, interrupting a private memorial service held for Mayor Mare’s late father. Dash received minor injuries and was conscious at the time of her arrest.  
A toxicology report revealed that her blood cider level was 0.09, 20% higher than the legal flying limit.  
Spitfire and Soarin, representatives for the Wonderbolts, denied accusations made by Dash that they not only encouraged her to drink cider to excess in celebration of her admittance to Equestria’s elite flying team but that they also provided the cider.  
“The Wonderbolts has been a dry organization since day one,” said Spitfire. “Quite frankly, I find it disappointing that a new recruit as promising as Rainbow would throw away her career by giving in to her vices.”  
Ex-model Fluttershy, a close friend of Rainbow Dash, could not be reached for comment.

Taking all bets; is Dash gonna get Spitfire’s champagne or Soarin’s pie in the face first?

@HJSDGE  
The goggles, they do nothing…when they’re hanging around your neck.

@HJSDGE  
Good thing his eyes are closed.

And then that cork hit Soarin in the eye.

So am I the only one to notice that Spitfire should not have the mark on her suit?

Somewhere down below, Berry Punch will flip her shit when it starts raining champagne.

“Consider yourself hazed, newbie!”