Spike: you smell like outdoor freshness.  
Rarity: you smell like pow-  
Spike: YEAH I DO!

and somewhere big mac feels like a mare

@FanOfMostEverything  
Do do do do do do do do.

Hello, fillies. Look at your stallion. Now look at me. Now back to your stallion. Now. Back. To me. Sadly, he isn’t me. But if he stopped using filly-scented coat wash and started using Old Drake, he could smell like me.  
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re on a tropical island with the dragon your stallion could smell like. What’s in your hand? I have it. It’s two tickets to that Gala you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your stallion smells like a dragon and not a mare.  
I love a horse.

@PsychoSoldier  
Pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-po-po-po-POWER!!!  
Clock Blows Up

@Flammie  
PALACE KICK! (knocks down Celestia’s palace.)  
EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOOON

Spike Crews best Old Spice.

DOUBLE DRAGON POWEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

@Amana09  
I’m surprised they got my number.  
I’m surprised I even have a phone.

@Mayojar77
 

Hold on, got a call coming through.  
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Uh huh. Yeah. Okay.  
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