“Look down! Look down! Don’t look right at the screen!”  
“We can’t! We tried! It’s just too damned obscene!”  
“It’s in high school! Who’s bright idea was that?”  
“Probably the guy who edited in Brad!”  
“Come on, you guys, it’s not that bad per se!”  
“But generic villain!”  
“Okay! Okay! Okay!”  
“Look down! Look down! Don’t look right at the screen!”  
“Hush up, you guys! It’s Chad Rocco’s scene!”  
“Denizens of Room 24601! Your punishment has officially begun! You know what that means!”  
{Whips out Season 3 on DVD + A Canterlot Wedding}  
“Yes… It means we’re screwed!”  
“Yes! Follow to the letter of itinerary!” “Itinerary? Sin counter goes up” “Its badge of shame will show until it’s done! It warns it’s a dangerous film!”  
“It’s just a marketing ploooooooy! The money bags were close to null! They were desperate!”  
“They’ll be desperate again, unless they learn the meaning of the fans!”  
“You mean the meaning of those 19 rants? A slaaaaaaave of the Faust!”  
“Five rants for Alicorn! The rest because Season 3 sucked ass! Yes, 24601!”  
“I’m the Nostalgia Critic!”  
“And I’m CR! Don’t you forget my name! Don’t you forget me! 24601!”
 
Ooooooh, this is so gonna suck…