Rarity has been getting lessons from Onion Guy appearantly.

STOP IT FRICKIN STOP IT BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT MUSIC AND MARTIAL ARTS DON’T MIX!
 
(sigh) Calm down. It’s just a video game. It all comes from digital media. No need to yell.

You wanna battle, hun?  
K, lets do this  
You say you’re the teacher, then I’m the principal.  
No one’s ever taught you the rap principles.  
I crush mic’s so watch your tone  
Ya better watch out or your bones’ll be blown when I’m in the zone.  
I’m the best at what I do, beatin’ foes, no auto-tune.  
I’m like the Hammer, 2 Legit, U Can’t touch. I know you wanna book me: How much?  
For the final touch…  
Just chill, your rhymes are run of the mill, I’m rollin’ in with C-bills, crushin’ you like krill  
I think I’m done here.  
Keep it trill  
******No hard feelings man. I just saw the rap and couldn’t help myself.  
More raps to come…  
Ps. Trill=True+Real (Texan Slang (UGK came up with it))