Scar: That’s why we’re going to kill him.

@Wilhelm II, Kaiser  

 
Ah. My favourite villain song of all time!

It is really sad that I know that whole movie, line for line by heart but I had to think a moment to git the lawl from this pic. O.O

At first I was like
 
o_0 (?)
 
But then I lol’d heartily.

V I love that song so much.

[Scar:]  
I know that your powers of retention  
Are as wet as a warthog’s backside  
But thick as you are, pay attention  
My words are a matter of pride  
It’s clear from your vacant expressions  
The lights are not all on upstairs  
But we’re talking kings and successions  
Even you can’t be caught unawares  
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime  
Be prepared for sensational news  
A shining new era  
Is tiptoeing nearer  
[Shenzi:]  
And where do we feature?  
[Scar:]  
Just listen to teacher  
I know it sounds sordid  
But you’ll be rewarded  
When at last I am given my dues  
And injustice deliciously squared  
Be prepared!  
[Spoken]  
[Banzai:] Yeah, Be prepared.  
Yeah-heh… we’ll be prepared, heh.  
…For what?  
[Scar:] For the death of the king.  
[Banzai:] Why? Is he sick?  
[Scar:] No, fool– we’re going to kill him. And Simba too.  
[Shenzi:] Great idea! Who needs a king?  
[Shenzi (and then Banzai):]  
No king! No king! la–la-la–la-laa-laa!  
[Scar:] Idiots! There will be a king!  
[Banzai:] Hey, but you said, uh…  
[Scar:] I will be king! …Stick with me, and  
you’ll never go hungry again!  
[Shenzi and Banzai:] Yaay! All right! Long live the king!  
[All Hyenas:] Long live the king! Long live the king!  
[Full song again]  
[Hyenas: {In tight, crisp phrasing and diction}]  
It’s great that we’ll soon be connected.  
With a king who’ll be all-time adored.  
[Scar:] Of course, quid pro quo, you’re expected  
To take certain duties on board  
The future is littered with prizes  
And though I’m the main addressee  
The point that I must emphasize is  
You won’t get a sniff without me!  
So prepare for the coup of the century  
(Oooh!)  
Be prepared for the murkiest scam  
(Oooh… La! La! La!)  
Meticulous planning  
(We’ll have food!)  
Tenacity spanning  
(Lots of food)  
Decades of denial  
(We repeat)  
Is simply why I’ll  
(Endless meat)  
Be king undisputed  
(Aaaaaaah…)  
Respected, saluted  
(…aaaaaaah…)  
And seen for the wonder I am  
(…aaaaaaah!)  
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared  
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)  
Be prepared!  
[All:]  
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared  
Be prepared!

Yeaaaaaahhhididntgetit