#454486 - safe, artist:newbiespud, artist:thedigodragon, edit, edited screencap, screencap, cheerilee, daring do, derpy hooves, nurse redheart, reginald, tom, trixie, twilight sparkle, zecora, dragon, earth pony, pegasus, pony, unicorn, zebra, comic:friendship is dragons, g4, alicorn amulet, bracelet, claws, cloak, clothes, collaboration, comic, crystal heart, dialogue, dungeons and dragons, ear piercing, earring, eyes closed, female, filly, filly twilight sparkle, grin, hat, jewelry, mare, neck rings, piercing, pith helmet, screencap comic, smarmony returns, smiling, smirk, unicorn twilight, younger

Interested in advertising on Derpibooru? Click here for information!

Help fund the $15 daily operational cost of Derpibooru - support us financially!

Page 340 - Smarmony Returns, Part 5

Author: Digo

Guest Author’s Note: “My players once attacked each other because they couldn’t decide which guard to murder first at the entrance to a dungeon. My dungeon took the rest of the evening off.”

Transcript:

Derpy Hooves: Rolling the ivories! <rolls>
Cheerilee: Wow, that’s a lot of freakin’ boxcars.
SFX: (KA-POW!!)
Derpy Hooves: 138 damage! I believe the colonial term is- ‘Boo-yah.’
GM: That… That killed my dragon. You actually blocked a TPK.
Daring Do: Alright Trixie!
Trixie: Friendship truly is magic.
Cheerilee: So is rule abuse!
Zecora: Aside from the mad props, tell us GM, what are the loot drops?
GM: Well, in addition to this list of gems and magical items, you find Cadenza’s phylactery.
Daring Do: Sweet babies!
GM: Ah, but there is a catch! This small child is wearing it. The phylactery is feeding on her unicorn magic. If you destroy it, then the child dies!
Nurse Redheart: What’s the downside?
Cheerilee: Not cool, Red! The DM is trying to screw us over with yet another alignment hit!
Trixie: Yeah, I already got the word ‘geas’ tattooed on my butt.

Syntax quick reference: **bold** *italic* ||hide text|| `code` __underline__ ~~strike~~ ^{^sup^} _%sub%

Detailed syntax guide

> Page 340 - Smarmony Returns, Part 5 
> 
> Author: Digo 
> 
> Guest Author's Note: "My players once attacked each other because they couldn't decide which guard to murder first at the entrance to a dungeon. My dungeon took the rest of the evening off."
  
Transcript:

> Derpy Hooves: Rolling the ivories! <rolls> 
> Cheerilee: Wow, that's a lot of freakin' boxcars. 
> SFX: (KA-POW!!) 
> Derpy Hooves: 138 damage! I believe the colonial term is- 'Boo-yah.' 
> GM: That... That killed my dragon. You actually blocked a TPK. 
> Daring Do: Alright Trixie! 
> Trixie: Friendship truly is magic. 
> Cheerilee: So is rule abuse! 
> Zecora: Aside from the mad props, tell us GM, what are the loot drops? 
> GM: Well, in addition to this list of gems and magical items, you find Cadenza's phylactery. 
> Daring Do: Sweet babies! 
> GM: Ah, but there is a catch! This small child is wearing it. The phylactery is feeding on her unicorn magic. If you destroy it, then the child dies! 
> Nurse Redheart: What's the downside? 
> Cheerilee: Not cool, Red! The DM is trying to screw us over with yet another alignment hit! 
> Trixie: Yeah, I already got the word 'geas' tattooed on my butt.