“Hey there’s my favorite brother, how are you Tri Bow?”  
“ Good Qua green, I’m here waiting for a friend”  
“Would it be that rainbow mare you were talking about?”  
“…yeah, she so hot and always comes out for the cider rush ,so I thought I come and try to talk to her. But she’s a Pegasus and I’m an just an earthpony, the only thing we’ve got in common our cutiemarks and even that barley …are you okay?  
“uh..i..I just felt weird  
“huh?”  
“its weird like were being watched… and …like were supposed to have sex for some reason!”  
“what!’  
“I don’t know, I cant even have sex after that work accident that crushed my penis”  
“…”  
“Oh I didn’t tell you about that?”

Much gay. So horse.

Of course the one pony that gets a rainbow cutie mark besides Rainbow Dash is a mute gray/black color. It’s like nature’s sick cruel version of a joke.

@Background Pony #BE79  
Tell me where is that fandom you’re browsing cause it’s certainly not the one i am.

@Background Pony #BB93  
I’m going to be weird here for a moment.
 
The one on the right doesn’t look like he’s entirely interested, perhaps even forcing it. He’s probably straight.

@Background Pony #BE79  

 
Do your research

>When two male characters hang out, they are bros  
>When two female characters hang out, they are bros  
>When a male character and a female character hang out, they are everything else but bros  
Why?

OTP

I was about to ask what episode these two ponies holding mugs of cider are from.

Their sorta touching each other and making eye contact,plus the one on the left gots a rainbow cutie and rainbows mean gay…GAY SHIPPING