@cwiis  
@Trachyon  
blame my fatigue for forgetting to click reply

whoa i haven’t read awkward zombie in years
 
i’m assuming you were going for an actual story  
it could stand to be longer and your strategy of starting a new line almost every sentence is a bit jarring (unless you were going for a greentext story, in which case it’s missing the symbols anyway)
 
other than that, it was very effective for its purpose (making me an angry sad pants)

@cwiis  
No, you have to be more critical though. What could I have done better, do you think?
 
CRITICISE ME OR I WILL BECOME THE BIGGEST JERK IN THE WORLD.
 

@Trachyon  
that was very well-written you bastard

@cwiis  
Pinkie Pie goes home at night after trying to cheer up the Angry Sad Pants.  
She wonders why the Angry Sad Pants started crying when she showed him how she fixed his drink.  
As she lays in bed, staring up at the ceiling, she wonders why no matter what she does, the Angry Sad Pants is always sad and angry.  
Is Pinkie Pie the problem? Is she doing something wrong? Maybe the Angry Sad Pants actually needed that drink, like medicine. Why else would he drink it if it just made him angry and sad?  
Pinkie Pie asks herself how she could be so stupid. A good friend doesn’t try to fix friends’ problems without having them explained first. Pinkie Pie must be a bad friend.  
That must be why the Angry Sad Pants is always so angry and sad.  
Pinkie Pie starts to cry.
 
 
^{||What do you think? Too much? Poorly set tone? Just unnecessary in general?||}

@Trachyon  
now i’m just feeling even more

@cwiis  
Pinkie Pie wants to help and solve a problem she knows nothing about, the only way she knows how.

why the fuck did this make me feel so much

I’m not an angry sad pants because I drink.  
I drink because I am an angry sad pants.

Well, whiskey (with the ‘e’) is shit anyway. Try some scotch/whisky, my friend.

Well she’s not wrong.