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Subjects of Equestria! We are pleased to kick off the Nightmare Night Festivities and the 14th anniversary of the return of our beloved Princess Luna! Join us in celebration!
Only at Mad Pony U.
Do they teach you that in school?
I HEARD THAT!
I am a professor, OF MAD SCIENCE!
But my work is more along the lines of-
Ow. HEY!
Man, that Professor NightJack is one crazy pony.
I’m starting to doubt that he is even a professor at all.
(hits him over the head with an empty rum bottle)
Quite you!
(rides off in a dune buggy he pulls from nowhere)
Among other things.
’Cause it will ruin the floor?
Because its not allowed to be on the floor.
Duh.
Why is there a motorbike on the ceiling?
*Looks towards where Prof.NightJack is pointing*
…Riiiiiiiight.
Oh really?
(point over the Big Mac and Shining)
I’m here with my drinking buddies.
There are not any other ponies here besides you and the blue mare on the floor.
I think you’ve had enough to drink there, Prof.
YOUR NOT THE PRINCESS, YOUR A FREAK!
(chugs down another bottle of rum)
PONIES ATTACK!
(chugs a whole bottle of rum)