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In my version, this part would have a Samuel L. Jackson reference. Y’know, the famous Pulp Fiction bit, but with ‘blank flank’ instead of ‘what’.

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@DanielTepesKraus  
I Have that same theory. I really want the writers to give these two a motivation instead of using them when an antagonist is need. That said, it could looked like they really wanted to be picked to carry the flag and saw the CMC as a threat.
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@Background Pony #129D  
High standards, and the fact that the CMC are easy targets? After all, the CMC seem to react to SS and DT’s insults and attacks, but, at the same time, they don’t seem pretty determinied in their counterattacks (I don’t mean their attempts to show their worth, I mean ACTUAL word/body fighting), causing the cycle of mockery against them to be amusing. Also, the CMC appear like a group composed by misfits that united themselves for feel not alone, at least to the eyes of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. I let you guess what “misfitting”causes in a school enviroment.
 
Also, about Babs Seed, that doesn’t prove much: Babs feared mocking, wanted to avoid the hassle, and decided to side with the two “bullies” without even receiving a single insult. Since Babs was basically saying “use me as a vector for your bidding” by siding with SS and DT, the latter two did what a normal kid would do, and just accepted her as their agent.
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I get that they’re bullies, but why do they only go for the CMC? This episode proves it’s not just because they don’t have cutie marks, they seem to actually hate them for no reason. They never bully other young ponies and they even let Babs hang out with them when she started acting like a bitch. I seriously don’t get them.
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@The Twelfth Doctor Whoof  
Yes. YES. YES. Finally, somepony understands! Let me tell you a story. I grew up in Quebec, and French Canadians are assholes (I should know; I am one, but that’s beside the point).
 
I have like a really pointy nose and kind of look like the real life verson of the guy from Despicable Me, but I grew up on a farm and am a big guy, right? When I was in elementary school this asswipe was on me day after day for like a week always calling me “Woody Woodpecker” and I finally had enough, and I just stood up and fed him my fist. His nose was all busted up and he out like a light, and I say “Je ne t’aime pas, connard” and the entire class all started cheering because everyone hated that guy. It was one of the most exciting moments of my childhood.
 
Moral of the story: all semantics and causes for bullying aside, the fastest and most effective method of stopping a bully dead in his tracks is a show of superior force. They say violence doesn’t solve anything. I beg to differ. Showing a bully that you are willing and able to fuck him up big time if he irks is like a psychological restraining order: he’ll keep about 100 feet of distance at all times.
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I really hate (the canon personalities of) DT and SS. Somepony seriously needs to one day just haul off and punch them in the face… and maybe give a clam shot to DT so she can never spawn.
 
And yet my perception of Diamond Tiara is ruined forever because of that one blog (we all know the one) where she gets really fat and somehow becomes a lot nicer as a result.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I want to see Scootaloo just haul off and punch Diamond Tiara right the heck out. If that happened I would take back every complaint I have ever had about this show and never complain again.
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