@Jack Kellar  
coincidentally, thats also a good list for flashlight-themed oc pones

@unknownguy777  
Here’s a few terms for you:
 
Fenix  
Zebralight  
Thrunite  
Olight  
Eagletac  
Supbeam  
SureFire  
Maratac  
Foursevens  
Slikhunt  
Streamlight  
Jetbeam  
Klarus  
Nitecore  
Sunwayman  
Armytek
 
All of these are just flashlight brands, and it isn’t even all of them. Add in battery variations, LEDs, tints, operation methods, lumen outputs, pulse width modulation, and seveal other facts and you’ll see that there are more torches in our world than there will ever be Pokémon to Gamefreak’s name.
 
Here’s a full forums about flashlights.  
And here’s another one.
 
Dis some serius bidness, nigga!

@fixman88
 
@Jack Kellar
 
I never knew people collected flashlights, or at least never thought about it

@fixman88  
PM me a list of your models, buddy, let’s compare notes :3

giggles at this  
This is relevant to my interests considering that I collect the things :3

When? The day when 4Sevens sells all of its (brutally expensive) line for 5 US dollars?

@Secretkeeper  
Because it national flash light day so ya

“Oh dear goddess.. why “

@lasty  
The music for that commercial is so over the top bombastic and inappropriate for a tacky little stuffed animal commercial that it wraps around to awesome.
 
I don’t know who the deranged mastermind in charge of the Stuffed Animals Which Are Also Another Thing empire is, but I just assume he has some kind of underground supervillain lair and spends most of his day cackling.

I hear kids love flashlights!

BEST SHIP-oh wait

@iloveportalz0r  
Same

Misread as fleshlight