AaronMk
Sky funeral
“We had two bags aw’ hay, seventy-five pellets ‘aw salt, five sheets aw; high-powered parasprite repellent, a’ saltshaker half-full aw’ more salt, and a’ whole galaxy aw’ multi-colored honesteh, homel’ayness, friendships, laughers… Also, a’ quart aw’ tequila, a’ quart aw’ cider, a’ case aw’ beer, a’ pint aw’ raw sour mash, and two dozen bonbons. Not that we needed all t’at fer the trip, but once yah’ get locked into a’ serious collection, the tendency is t’ push it as far as yah can. T’e only thing that really worried me was t’e sour mash. There is nothing in t’e world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a’ man in t’e depths of ah’ whiskey binge, an’ I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.”