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Thanks a lot to :iconCsimadmax: for the fantastic art :)
 
Yep, this isn’t a new joke in fact many great artists have pointed about this point, anyway in my opinion Flutterbat is a much better vampire than Edward Cullen, heck even the mosquito that bite me last night was a much better vampire. Also the Count, love this guy he’s so happy counting things AH AH AH.

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Flutterbat:thank you.
 
Dracula:welcome to the vampire brotherhood.
 
(All the other vampires applause)
Background Pony #7E4E
Dracula and Count Von Count I c an respect. Flutterbat, she’s so cute I wanna keep her as a cool scary pet.
 
Twilight vampires can suck it!
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@amess  
Yes, that’s almost exactly correct. I suppose you could hide somewhere and peek at them from a distance, but chances are still fairly high that someone will find out and you’ll be shunned for being creepy.
amess

@Mooncalf  
So the idea would be for someone to chop off the head and body of a wolf, pick up the neck, carry the bloody thing into church and hold it to his or her face during the service???
 
Somehow I find that more troubleing then seeing someone face the wrong way…
 
Also vegtables can be turned into vampire vegies by the light of a full moon according to some folklore.
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According to Swedish folklore, you can spot hidden werewolves in your local community by bringing a wolf throat to church and look through it; the werewolves will appear to have their backs turned to the minister because they’re not very religious.
 
Also, if you encounter a werewolf in their transformed state, shouting their real name three times turns them back permanently.
 
Personally, I think both of these ideas would have made the Twilight series more interesting.
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@amess  
Hey, thanks for the spoiler. I’m pretty sure everyone in this site has already seen the spoiler preview.
 
Now seriously, please try to not to post spoilerific pictures, you migth spoil the surprise for some users.
amess

@domokun  
cheese sandwhiches you say?  
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But seariously you really do have to wonder, my guess is a lot of them start out as jokes but then snowballed over time.
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There are some wonderfully bizarre folk legends. For instance, there’s also a kind of imp called a Linchetto that plagues newlyweds, appearing as they try to consummate the marriage. Its disgust upon seeing that causes it to scream vulgar insults at the couple, rendering it impossible to continue. The way to get rid of one is for the couple to eat cheese sandwiches while taking a crap in chamber pots in the same room together. The Linchetto will be so disgusted from seeing this that they’ll launch into a particularly vicious tirade of insults for a moment, then disappear, never to bother that couple again.
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The Fluffiest
You can stop leprechauns, gnomes and the like by throwing shoes at them to shine, plenty of things are weak to water from vampires not being able to cross running water to everything from witches to aliens being outright dissolved by the stuff, you can kill about half a dozen different things with salt, or just ward them off by throwing it over your shoulder. Many sentient forms of evil can’t enter your home without you inviting them inside.
 
Here, just have a TV Tropes article. (Not responsible for the several hours you will likely lose from clicking this link.)
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@RIG  
Well, another stupid weakness is the way to stop a pixie from harassing you… turn your jacket inside out. For some reason the fae find that so hilarious that they lose control of their magic from sheer amusement. Of course, if you left your house without a jacket, you’re pretty much shafted.