“Give us your spooge or we’ll beat it out of ya!”  
“And I’ll record the whole thing.”

Spike: “NO! None of that! Shame on you…”

“Hello, we are the space police!”
 
“Man, buck the police!!!”
 
“Not now, Firefly!”

Am I Pineapple?  
YESS!!

No! None of that! Shame on you!

You get an upvote for getting the lyrics to “Welcome Christmas” correct.

@turtleboi  
Yes, allow us to feel the greatness of their sploodge!

They what to heal you with their
 
Super  
POlymorphic  
Unleashing  
GEl

@Sonichu666  
Awwwwww, you beat me to it.

And now I’m bearing your child. YAAAAAAAAAAY!

@LuminoZero  
Hear that, Tupac? You made a friend!

I’m in the past.  
Of all the stupid, asinine, shark-jumping, BULLS[yay]T!

I’m in the past.  
Of all the stupid, asinine,

There is nothing about this whole scenario that doesn’t make me so disgusted I want to violently vomit out my own internal organs. I despise you all so intensely that I can’t tell if my vision is blurry from my near-death experience, or from my unforgiving rage. If allowed, once I am back to full health, I will gut you with an honest-to-God smile on my face and then proceed to paint the home I build with your bodies with your very blood.
 
-Lumino

BECAUSE OF RAISINS.
 
Raisin is my intel guy.

@BinaryPony  
Creatures from the spike micro comic.

@Sonichu666  
Ladies and germs, the reason I made this post!

@BinaryPony  
Sea beasts, brah.

 
Also, how is this pony related?

No, none of that. Shame on you.