@Background Pony #C7DD  
I assume that Luna teleported her away to some random place, anywhere where Celestia would not see her at the moment.

So, uh… What actually happened to Octavia here? Did she explode?

The Sorrow: “I am the Sorrow.”  
Naked Snake: “A Cobra I can take seriously?”  
The Sorrow: “EEEEEEEEEEEE…”  
Naked Snake: “Why do I keep doing this to myself?”

SIGINT  
Uh,Snake… what are you doing?  
NAKED SNAKE  
I’m in a box.  
SIGINT  
A cardboard box? Why are you…?  
NAKED SNAKE  
I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to get inside. No not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.  
SIGINT  
Destiny…?  
NAKED SNAKE  
Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can’t put it into words. I feel… safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I’d found the key to true happiness.  
SIGINT  
…  
NAKED SNAKE  
Does any of that make sense?  
SIGINT  
Not even a little.  
NAKED SNAKE  
You should come inside the box… Then you’ll know what I mean.  
SIGINT  
Man. I don’t wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange?  
NAKED SNAKE  
…  
SIGINT  
Yeah, well, anyway. I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

@Arne  
“If you joined me here, in the box, then maybe you’d understand.”

@Arne  
I just wanted quotes that weren’t from Metal Gear Awesome.  
“I’m angry at you and I’m going to whine about my genes for the rest of this game. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go do something British.

@BK_Leonidas  
What? You want actual Metal Gear quotes?
 
“Nanomachines, son!”

You predictable lot you.  
“Brrrrother”

@F  
Cool, maybe this will come in handy for a stupid plot device in the sequel.  
What the hell? We didn’t even fight yet!

Ugh! Did somebody fart in here!?

@Ace the Fox  
Why is there a helicopter in the background?  
That’s my stomach, I’m hungry.  
Hungry for worms?  
No, hungry for wooooooords!  
Both laughing  
HahahahaSHUT UP! >:(

Dang it I don’t remember clicking replay…

@F  

@F  
Yeah, Whatever. Meryl’s hot.  
She’s my niece.  
She’s still hot, @$$hole.

So tell me about Metal Gear.  
“YOU KNEW?!?!”  
THE GAME IS F***** CALLED METAL GEAR SOLID!!!!