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“Brothers and sisters, we’ve done it. When the darkest day comes, and all hope is lost, the Elements of Harmony will use these tools to retrieve the ultimate weapon of harmony!
“A delicate thread of a rainbow hue, to make a flag that will inspire legions of ponies!
“A ingot of exquisite gold, to be crafted into something as pure as the heart of its bearer!
“A… pluck’d cock, made of some squishy matter? Brother Spell Matrix, have you visited the wine cellar recently?”
Well, it’s for the element of LAUGHTER.
“HA!”
It’s Weird Al’s limp, rubber cock.
Well, I haven’t watched the episode yet. So, out of context, it looks pretty ridiculous.
A book about keys.
COMPROMISE!
Okay.
Pretty sure that didn’t happen.
And this ‘fucking rubber chicken’ inspired a pony to become something much like what Pinkie is today. Cheese Sandwich learned from her years in advance, and he finally paid up, with this object that, while certainly silly, holds meaning for them both.
No, it’s a book.
Wait no let me guess.
Fluttershy’s key is a dead Breezy.
Applejack’s key is an apple (Surprise)
and Twilight’s key is actually a key.
It’s a fucking rubber chicken. Several thousand years ago, a secret enclave of hooded mystics with six keys performed advanced alchemical magic to transmute them into objects that one day, the blessed bearers of the Elements of Harmony could find, as if drawn to them by some higher power.
And one of the new objects WAS A FUCKING RUBBER CHICKEN!
Why?
It actually makes a little more sense than the other two.
Whaaaaaat! The fucking rubber chicken is the key to open that box? I can’t believe I’;m saying this, but this actually broke my suspension of disbelief.
This seems odd.
When I watched the episode, Boneless having the Rainbow shimmer didn’t trigger Pinkie’s Rainbow Power Eyes, instead it only happened when Rainbow Dash got crushed by a giant rainbow-colored Pinata cake.
This was not a statement I was expecting to make today (or ever), but your logic is irrefutable and I am not above admitting my own mistakes.
That would kick so much ass. XD
I think the Super Saiyan 3 theme would also work.
I hope that when they get their powers, they play Stan Bush’s The Touch for the heck of it.