2deep

>I expect to die anytime soon  
>somepony knocks at the door  
>A priest, name of Waddle  
>Rarity sent him  
>Must be to keep me company in my last days  
>She was always so nice…  
>Nope  
>He simply gives me his ID card  
>…it states that he’s 120  
>Father Waddle points out that Earth Ponies live really, really long  
>Apparently, someone messed with the schoolbooks of an entire generation  
>I was worrying for nothing  
>Screw fashion, tonight I’m going out

@Silver Strength  
“Depending on breed, management and environment, the modern domestic horse has a life expectancy of 25 to 30 years.[6] Uncommonly, a few animals live into their 40s and, occasionally, beyond.”  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse#Lifespan_and_life_stages

Fourty isn’t old!

 
Hi 2nd changeling spy. Your cover story needs work.